Read Every Line Kate Upton Says in The Other Woman

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Kate Upton — supermodel, renowned Dougie expert, selfie queen — is no acting amateur; The Other Woman is her third film, after small parts in Tower Heist and The Three Stooges. But Amber, the third girlfriend (or the other, Other woman) of the monogamy-challenged Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, is Upton’s largest role to date, and her performance is truly remarkable for its enthusiasm. Really, Kate Upton is so happy to be in this movie; no matter how stupid the line (and there are many), she says it with total caps-lock gusto. “YOU’RE THE CEO!” “DIVORCE PAPERS!” Here, you can yell the rest.

  • Hi.
  • What’s going on?
  • I just can’t believe he’d lie to me. I really thought we were soul mates. Oh my God, I am so sorry, I can’t believe I just said that. You’re his soul mate! I’m a whore.
  • You must hate me so much right now, but if it’s any consolation, right now I hate me more.
  • How can you be so amazing you can be friends with your husband’s mistress?
  • I think it’s just sweat.
  • You seem so nice, and this whole time he had me believing you were the devil.
  • He said that you cheated on him and asked for a divorce.
  • I shouldn’t have told you. I’m so sorry.
  • Wait, what am I supposed to do? You can’t just leave me. Mark’s gonna be back from the gym any minute.
  • You guys care if I smoke?
  • We could kick him in the balls!
  • You have us!
  • Yeaaaaah!
  • I like sheer shirts.
  • Hi.
  • This place is awesome, my neck was so tight. What’s it called?
  • Can I have another drink?
  • Please? Come on, you’ll love Dana.
  • Yes! Thank you!
  • Honey, this is Dana.
  • Nonstop, right?
  • He must be taking Viagra by the handful.
  • No!
  • Please don’t. Please, please keep the lid on the pot.
  • I’ll do it. I don’t have a lot of feelings.
  • Oh man, I have a friend who could do it!
  • She’s not a hooker, she’s just a slut.
  • Yeah, me too.
  • One time, or two out of three?
  • Major breakthrough! Major breakthrough!
  • Yeah, he came over from work, and he had his computer with him.
  • No! I know I said I would, but you looked so sad when I won, and I couldn’t do it.
  • I chickened out and said I had chlamydia.
  • This is it, Kate.
  • All you have to do is find out the bank he’s using!
  • Kate, what’s going on?
  • What’s wrong with you?!
  • We’re getting the band back together!
  • YOURS! YOU’RE THE CEO!
  • No.
  • You guys, I think I see a dolphin.
  • Well, if we’re gonna wait till tomorrow, I think it’s our turn to take this shit international.
  • I just started seeing someone. It’s completely crazy and I don’t know where it’s going, but we just have that twinkle, you know?
  • Hi, Mark.
  • You told me you were getting a divorce, and that we were moving to Tuscany.
  • Yeah.
  • Divorce papers.
  • You know what, Mark? You’re not a very nice person.
  • And even though it brought us together, let’s never sleep with the same guy again.
  • Cheers.
Every Line Kate Upton Says in The Other Woman

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