Madonna Has Tricycled Through All Other Possible Iterations of Human Being and Arrived at Clown Stan

If you are a comedy-loving Australian clown who’s also a Madonna fan but didn’t go to her concert yesterday, you blew it in a way that perhaps no one has ever blown it before. Apparently Madonna arrived onstage for her Melbourne “Tears of a Clown” concert last night dressed as a sort of sexy neon rococo Pagliacci on a tricycle. Then her trike fell over! The laughs didn’t stop there though, as Madonna sprinkled jokes through the show, including this gem: “Do you guys know how you kill a clown? You go for the juggler.” Say what you want about Madonna, she is a performer who never stops evolving. And just like with real evolution, the results can be both fantastically beautiful and disturbingly alien to the mind of man.

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The grandest entrance of all time #TearsOfAClown #Madonna @madonna

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Madonna tried to pull off a joke by having a child’s tricycle crash on stage for 'Tears of a Clown' show last night. pic.twitter.com/g1K2P3VPJZ

— Madonna Source (@MadonnaDailyID) March 11, 2016

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Stereogum Madonna, Dressed as a Clown, Tells Clown Jokes

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