“paul thinks thousand island is called hundred years sauce.” Punisher artist and “Silk Chiffon” CVS shopper Phoebe Bridgers tweeted this bombshell datum on November 6, confirming two things at once:
1. Normal People actor Paul Mescal is a sweet dummy who probably pointed at a bottle of Thousand Island dressing somewhere and called it “hundred-years sauce,” and
2. Bridgers and the aforementioned sweet dummy are totally, probably dating.
paul thinks thousand island is called hundred years sauce
— traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers) November 7, 2021Speculation about this particular celebrity couple has existed since summer 2020. That June, Bridgers told NME, ”I got a little pitter-patter in my heart” when Mescal followed her on Instagram, and a month later they were spotted canoodling in County Cork, Ireland. In December 2020, Mescal appeared in the music video for Bridgers’s “Savior Complex,” and just this past Halloween, Ziwe posted a photo of them in an MGK/Megan Fox couple’s costume. But the realest confirmation of all came on the night of what may henceforth be known as hundred-years-sauce-gate, when Mescal and Bridgers stepped out on the LACMA Gala red carpet.
I mean …
Phoebe Bridgers and Paul Mescal don’t know it but they’re my parents 🥰 pic.twitter.com/mXiIMwFOmt
— Picasstonian (@hf2_0_2_) November 7, 2021Screaming, crying, shaking, throwing up … Somebody roll the windows down!
phoebe and paul last night pic.twitter.com/4ebGf5nQ5X
— best of phoebe bridgers (@bestofpheebs) November 7, 2021ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7t8HLrayrnV6YvK57kWlpamdhZnyivsRmp6GnlZeybq7RopugnaKoeqK6w2anmq2cYrqmv8Kao2ackam2r7OMraCmnZyeu6Z6x62kpQ%3D%3D