Christina Aguilera Really Topped Herself at L.A. Pride Performance

Every year, there are conversations in queer spaces about just how sexual pride events should be. What if a baby sees kissing? Won’t someone please think of the children! Well, Christina Aguilera went full Xtina mode at her LA Pride performance and donned a green crystal-studded strap-on. The look was accompanied with fake muscly arms and a chest plate with sculpted abs. Sort of Green Goblin in Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, by way of Tom of Finland. Aguilera got strapped for a duet with Kim Petras, as if to say “I’ll see your coconuts and raise you a big, glittery cucumber.”

Aguilera had outfits in almost every color of the rainbow (on-message): a red PVC vinyl number for “Dirrty,” a neon greeny/yellowy horn-titted bustier for “Bionic,” a yellow showgirl number for “Lady Marmelade” with Mya and the traveling cast of Moulin Rouge, a blue fur shrug for covers of Britney Spears’s “Toxic” and Paris Hilton’s “Stars are Blind” (backed by Paris herself), a pink bodysuit with flamingos for boobs while singing “Car Wash,” and a full pride flag ensemble for “Beautiful.” Obviously “Beautiful” gets the pride flag look, come on.

Okay this is how you do Pride concert! #Xtina #KimPetras @xtina @kimpetras #LAPride 🌈 pic.twitter.com/xRDDDk0ijZ

— Z4k (@z4k_t) June 12, 2022

ICONIC! @MYAPLANET9 joins @xtina for “Lady Marmalade” during an iconic Moulin Rouge medley at @lapride 🏳️‍🌈🔥 pic.twitter.com/9Z5asNg3Oq

— Tomás Mier (@Tomas_Mier) June 12, 2022

Christina Aguilera described her sexuality in 2010 as being attracted to girls, but not really seeing herself “really” being with a woman. “I love dick,” she told Out magazine. “To be honest, that I cannot live without.”

Christina Aguilera Really Topped Herself for L.A. Pride

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