Zac Efron, presumably, has all the the muscles of every other human, but over time, they have gotten larger and more defined than your average human. Here are a few haikus that capture our emotions about the new state of things.
View this post on InstagramHonestly I have a hard time with paparazzi but s/o to this dude 🕶
A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Mar 5, 2016 at 9:44pm PST
Zac Efron’s muscles
Are larger than average.
This seems worth noting.
View this post on Instagram"Blood, sweat and respect. The first two you give, the last one you earn." Learned that from @therock who I happened to get in a tire flipping race with on #Baywatch. Needless to say I lost this one - come at me on the 50 yard dash and we'll see what happens, Sasquatch ;)
A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Mar 6, 2016 at 11:24am PST
A tire-lifting
Match with the Rock on the set
Of Baywatch. Damn, son.
View this post on InstagramIt's been a life long dream of mine to work with De Niro. Lo and behold, I spend most of the movie naked or in women's clothing. And you know what...it was TOTALLY WORTH IT. I can't wait for you to see @dirtygrandpa - it's hilarious! Save the date for a wild (and really weird) ride on JAN 22 #dirtygrandpa
A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Dec 30, 2015 at 3:09pm PST
Dirty Grandpa with
De Niro. The tank reads, “Stop
Staring at my tits.”
View this post on InstagramAre you feeling teased right now? Bc this is the teaser for the @neighborsmovie trailer that comes out tomorrow! Just teasing ;) #neighbors2
A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Jan 18, 2016 at 12:51pm PST
Not quite as buff for
Neighbors 2, but still, he’s built.
Rose Byrne is funny.
View this post on InstagramBack and bi's #baywatch
A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Feb 4, 2016 at 1:28pm PST
Why this exercise?
Why target these muscles now?
Why are we all here?
View this post on InstagramCrimping induces puberty @thefatjewish It's about to come back. Watch, these photos will get reversed.
A post shared by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on Feb 4, 2016 at 8:06pm PST
Hope, Dickinson said,
Is a thing with feathers. Or
Maybe backs and bis.
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